IM GOING TO REPOST HIS SURVEY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Okay I'm done.

1.Anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Pfft. Whenever, dude.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right. Dunno why, though. The left doesn't feel right.

4. Do you masturbate?
Whenever i feel the need to.

5. How often? Lately?
Right now, and everybody is watching me. It's kinda creepy.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hell no.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower to wash, Bath to relax.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup!

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Who doesn't?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Fuckin' aggressive!

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Maybe

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A few!

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. Love is a gray area for me at the moment.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, scratching and this song - [link]

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
They tried and failed miserably.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic?? Damn, i never was one for romance... Hmmm... Probably the beach at sunset. That was pretty badass.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Womens bathroom in Fibbers. Actually... In fibbers, thats not so weird.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
My dad caught me. He walked in saw us and u-turned. This is what happened.
"Lee?"
"Yeah, dad."
"Sorry."
"It's cool, man."
"Lee?"
"Yeah?"
"Can i have a shot after ya?"

Yeah, i love my dad.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah. Weird vibes in them places.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not yet!

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Fibbers. 'Nuff said.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.

24. What's your sexuality?
Comfortably straight.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not a bad idea, there.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup. If only our drier could talk.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nah. Made out with some chicks while working at Tool, but thats it.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Quite a few times, Yeah, The Boss' ex has one.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Rubbers?

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?


32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I really hope not.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Fuck no. I aint that stupid.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Jesus, no. Consult this, Kids, and learn from the master. [link]

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Fuck no, thats foreplay.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hanging from a chandelier.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Nevr you mind.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yarp.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Go on. I dare you all.